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Legend of Zelda Pick-up Lines!

Do you have the Mirror Shield? Because I can really see myself in your tunic.
Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you've been running though my mind all day.
What's a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this?
You light my Deku Stick on fire.
I'm not possessed by Majora's Mask, I'm just crazy for you.
I'd better put on my Goron tunic, because you're too damn hot.
I wanna make you wetter than the Zora Temple.
You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished.
You're not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.
How 'bout you come back to my place and I show you my Longshot
Hey baby, can I buy you a potion?
Baby, I've been Z-targeting you all night.
I'd better buy a bigger bag, because you are the BOMB!
I must have defeated a boss, because I just found a heart container.
Want to fuse Kinstones? I'd bet they fit perfectly.
Are you a Deku Nut? Because you're stunning me.
I'm gonna be Bigocto this time, and I'm gonna suck you up.
You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.
You are hotter than Din's fire.
 

 

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