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Call of Duty, Modern Warfare, Black Ops Pick Up Lines!

Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.

Are you up for a little tactical insertion?

That's not an m60 in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
I'd catch a grenade for you... it's ok, I've got FlakJacket pro!
How many COD points does it take to unlock you?
You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds.
Watch out girl, my predator missile is coming at you from behind!
You just made me shoot a MOAB in my pants.
Girl, you should never pick up a ballistic vest - it would be a shame to cover up your two best attachments.
I use Full Metal Jacket for deeper penetration.
Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby I got a hardened perk.
You're so hot, you warm my cold-blooded heart.
Do you like my long barrel?
If you were a map pack, I'd download you.
The odds of meeting a girl as amazing as you, are the same as the odds of hitting a no-scope shot from across the map.
All I have to do is press "X" to pick up a weapon. Does that work for picking you up as well?
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you.
Let me know when you're close, so I can use my blast shield. It was a mess last time.
I would run around the world for you... without lightweight.
How 'bout we meet at Underpass and I'll Tactically insert you.
Even if you were wearing a ghillie suit, you'd still be the most beautiful girl here.
Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?
Getting this tactical nuke was the hardest thing I've ever done. I hope getting your phone number won't be as difficult.
Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.
What class are you using? Because when I press select, you're at the top of my list.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I rejoin this lobby?
Sitcky going out! Sorry, you're just that hot!
How 'bout coming back to my place and helping me work on my next montage - it won't be a Call of Duty one this time.
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