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Super Mario Bros. Pick-up Lines!

If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
You don't have to turn on a game to play with me.
They don't call me Super for nothing.
If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.


 

 

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