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Thanksgiving Pick-up Lines!

I'd love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
Wow, that's one fantastic spread!
Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
You can call me Tryptophan, because you'll be all sleepy after I'm done with you!
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