| I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list. |
| Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? |
| I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk! |
| You are what I want for Christmas. |
| I've got something special in the sack for you! |
| Some of my best toys run on batteries... |
| Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"? |
| I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear... |
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for
Christmas? |
| Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas. |
| How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight? |
| That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you! |
| How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up? |
| Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you. |
| I've got you on my "nice and naughty list! |
| Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh? |
| I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you. |
| He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh |
| Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it. |
| Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? |
| Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel? |
| You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. |
| Wanna see my 12-inch elf? |
| Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you. |
| I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. |
| I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight. |
| I can get you off the Naughty List. |