I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
I've got something special in the sack for you!
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
You are what I want for Christmas.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
Some of my best toys run on batteries...
Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Believe me... if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
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