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Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!
Yo father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
Hey do you have an inhaler? Cuz you got ass ma!
If fine was a felony you'd be on death row!
Aye girl lemme beat it like some cake mix!
Do you like Pizza? Cuz I want a pizza dat ass!
Baby, you thicker than the bible... and I wanna read all yo pages!
Damn girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw!
Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!
Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!
Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAMMMMMMMM!
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
Hey girl you lookin’ like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
If what matters is on the inside... How do I get on the inside?
Lemme borrow that number girl.
Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
There’s somethin wrong wit your phone... my numbers not in it!
Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!
Hey girl, I know you’re pregnant but when you drop that one off, I’d LOVE to put another one in you!
I'm digging you like a shovel ma!
Hey boo, I'd like to be a part of your next abortion.
Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
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