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Howard's Nerdy Pick Up Lines - Big Bang Theory

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Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy.

You give me epsilon, I'll give you Delta. Together we can find limits.

You turn my software into hardware.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.

Are you Full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL!

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

Are you less than 90 degrees, because you're acute girl.

I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with U.

You're a photo quanta to my valence electron - you excite me to another level.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

If I could make any compound, I'd make Uranium Iodide, so I could put U and I together.

You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.

It's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because I want you!

Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011.

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me - rough or smooth?

You're so hot you denature my proteins.

Your bosons - they give me a hadron.

I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.

Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.

There is no cache, let's just go straight to the hard drive.

Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.

Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.

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