You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?
My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.
You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.
My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?
I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done?
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
So when’s your next night off?
What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?
Is work the only place that you are good at serving?
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