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Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!
If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.
You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.
I’ll make your love life great again.
Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.
Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!
Go ahead, ruffle my hair.
Want a Tic-Tac?
You know what they say about big hands.
Is your ass ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it
How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?
Nice dress, can I deport you from it?
How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?
I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire
Wanna see my Zogby poll?
Give me your number or else I’ll start a nonsensical feud with you.
Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?
I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast
I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.
If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?
I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.
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