When it comes to Tinder, swiping right and getting a match isn’t enough! You’ve gotta create a connection with your match by breaking the ice and having an interesting conversation. The quickest way to do this is to use a funny opening line. We’ve compiled some of the best tinder lines you’ll find on the internet - give them a shot and you may just get lucky!
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65 TINDER LINES:
"You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!"
"Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status."
"Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?"
"I've had a crush on you for 2 hours."
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We're a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw."
"Do you believe in love at first swipe?"
"How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?"
"69 miles away, huh? Well that's ironic..."
"You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match."
"My parents are so excited, they can't wait to meet you!"
"Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?"
"They say Tinder is a numbers game... so can I get your number?"
"Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
"Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day."
"Did you know you're the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?"
"We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?"
"Is your personality as angelic as your hair?"
"I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10."
"Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?"
"I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship"
"You've got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest."
"I never saw you coming and I'll never be the same."
"Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?"
"Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled. What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher."
"Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'"
"Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?"
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me?"
"Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants"
"Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you."
"If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber."
"You're so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line."
"Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks."
"What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?"
"Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"
"Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard."
"Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal."
"Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together."
"Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart."
"You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time."
"What are the chances I see you naked tonight?"
"If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?"
"On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
"You’re coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and make out."
"YOU. NUMBER. NOW."
"Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?"
"Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. "
"I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead."
"You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again."
"Be unique and different, say yes."
"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"
"You’re not a vegan, are you? Because I’d love to meat you."
"No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."
"Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!"
"If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you."
"Are you African? Because you're a frican babe."
"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass."
"Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust."
"Are you from China? Cause I'm China get in your pants."
"Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth."
"That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?"
"I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you."
"Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!"
"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"
"Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you."
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