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St. Patrick's Day Pick-up Lines!

I ain't got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!
Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!
Tip o' the Trojan to ye!
So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?
If you don't sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won!
Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!
Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.
Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.
How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?


 

 

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