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Pirate Pick-up Lines!


International Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19!

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
Me skull and crossbones aren't the only things I plan on raisin' tonight!
Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?
I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!
Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
I'll let you in on a big secret... that's no peg leg!
I sure would like to pillage yer booty.
It would make me Jolly if we could Roger.
Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?
Well call me a landlubber, 'cause I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.
Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of rum? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled!
I hope you like to matey, because I'm about to swab your deck.
Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!

(approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder)
"If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or...
(put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder)
THIS shoulder?"

 

 

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