| I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest! |
| Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber! |
| Me skull and crossbones aren't the only things I plan on raisin' tonight! |
| Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'? |
| Let me stick me cannon in your porthole. |
| Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday? |
| Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath! |
| Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum? |
| Do ya mind if the parrot watches? |
| Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie! |
(approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder)
"If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or...
(put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder)
THIS shoulder?" |