I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. |

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. |

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number? |

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities. |

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. |

Hey baby, what's your sine? |

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log? |

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. |

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. |

Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right! |

My love for you is like pi... never ending. |

I'd like to plug my solution into your equation. |

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. |

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me. |

I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution? |

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number. |

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial? |

Hey...nice asymptote. |

i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl. |

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain. |

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y. |

My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing. |

I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior. |

Can i explore your mean value? |

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant. |

I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! |

Our love is like dividing by zero... you cannot define it. |

If you were a graphics calculator, i'd look at your curves all day long! |

I've been secant you for a long time. |

If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent? |

Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction. |

Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge |

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function |

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. |

I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y? |

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus. |

i'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity. |

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator! |

Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge |

You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you. |

Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume |

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you. |

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. |

I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. |

My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded |

My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever. |

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing. |

I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you |

You've got more curves than a triple integral. |

Honey, you're sweeter than pi. |

If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one. |

Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my
problems! |

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help? |

Wanna expand my polynomial? |