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Halloween Pick-up Lines!

That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
You are dead sexy. Literally.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I wanna bob for your apples.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Why don't we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me "PumpkinHead"?
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.
Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look.
I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.
Hello there, boo-tiful!
Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you'll get a full-size Snickers bar!
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!
Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!
You look so good, you're making my man-bits rise from the dead.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!
 

 

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