When I'm around you I can't think straight.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Nice butt! What time does it open?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!
F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?
I'm so GLAAD to have met you!
You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight you're gonna nail me.
We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? [No.] Do you want to rent one?
Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
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