You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2, together we would be 1.
You are like a high amperage current and I’m a high resistance wire, cause you’ve got me hot.
Nice set of parabolas!
I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.
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