| My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you. |
| (Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me? |
| My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus. |
| I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart. |
| Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days. |
| Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. |
| (Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam? |
| When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma. |
| How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy? |
| Baby, you make me vasodilate! |
| No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you. |
| Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum? |
| That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery. |
| I am an organ donor, need anything? |
| Come into my office and take off your pants. |
