| You had me at "Hello World." |
| You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime. |
| My 'up-time' is better than BSD. |
| Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine! |
| You've stolen the ASCII to my heart. |
| You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean. |
| How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping? |
| Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? |
| Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3. |
| You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable. |
| I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. |
| Want to see my Red Hat? |
| If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. |
| You put the SPARC in my workstation. |
| You make my software turn into hardware! |
| Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com? |
| I'd switch to emacs for you. |
| What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this? |
| No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing. |
| Nice Set of Floppies! |
| I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle. |
| If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it. |
| Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU. |
| I'd like to play on your laptop. |
| Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access. |
| If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long. |
| I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video. |
| I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen. |
| Your homepage or mine? |
| Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel |
| No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you. |
| Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean |
| Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. |
| Need me to unzip your files? |
| How about we go home and you handle my exception? |
