Real men know how to cook.
Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!
My love for you is 99.1% pure.
Screw Meth. Love is my drug.
Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I'll put on your finger.
Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry.
I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.
I own a carwash. Let's get dirty.
I won't call you bitch unless you want me to. -Jesse
You are the Lily to my Valley.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
Crystal Meth ain't got nothing on you, baby!
I'm in the DEA and I'm totally DTF. -Hank
Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
If the trailer's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!
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