Here are some more hilarious pick up lines from Will Smith on his show “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”!
With Valentine’s Day around the corner, we figured it would be a good idea to share some of our favorite Romantic Pick Up Lines with you. If you’re looking to woo a certain someone this February 14th, give some of these lines a try:
“Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.”
“Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.”
“If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.”
“If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.”
“Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you because the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.”
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
“When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.”
“You are the reason men fall in love.”
Here are a couple of quick tips to help you out on Valentine’s Day:
1) Use the element of surprise: Your efforts will have double the effect if they are unexpected!
2) Send little messages throughout the day: If you send little “teaser” messages to your target throughout the day, it will build anticipation and make for an exciting evening!
3) Be different: Sure, a dozen roses and a box of chocolates are nice, but they are quite cliché. If you can customize your gift for the person you’re giving them to, they’ll be more appreciative.
4) Don’t get distracted: Nothing is more annoying than having your date answer their cell phone during a romantic moment! Get rid of all distractions and focus all your attention on your date.
5) Have fun: Valentine’s Day can be a nerve-racking experience for many people. Do your best to relax and just enjoy yourself. At the end of the day, the goal should be to have a good time!
Will Smith was the king of pick up lines on his show “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”! Check out some of his best quotes in the video below:
As webmaster of PickupLinesGalore.com, I occasionally receive e-mails from people detailing their experiences with pick up lines. Some people share stories of successful pick ups, while others tell tales of terrible rejections. Sadly, the latter is the more common occurrence. I recently got a particularly sad story from a guy named Arnel in Malaysia. He wrote:
“…I was at a coffee shop after school, and I saw this super cute girl at one of the tables near the back. I walked over to the table beside her and waited until she saw me. I winked at her and smiled, but she pretended like she didn’t see me. So I tried to get her attention with a funny pick up line – I said:
“Hey sweetie. I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”
She shook her head and looked away. I knew I had to be more direct and start a conversation with her. So I went to her table and said:
“Is this seat empty?”
She replied with:
“Yes, that seat is empty… but my seat will be empty too if you decide to sit down!”
Then she gave me a wicked glare and said “get a life, loser!”…”
Unfortunately, this is just one of many stories that I’ve heard over the years. If you’re not careful, using pick up lines can get you into trouble! In a new blog-series called “Rejected!”, I’ll post your most embarrassing stories about failed pick-up attempts.
If you’ve been shut-down while trying to pick someone up, write about your experience in the comments below!
These are a few of our favorite pick up lines, sorted into various categories. For many more hilarious lines, visit our main pick up lines site.
“I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!”
“Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”
“You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.”
“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
“There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
“Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”
“I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.”
“If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.”
“My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.”
“You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!”
“Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ’stunning’.”
“Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’”
“Nice pants, baby. What’s the drop rate?”
“I’ve heard that you are an Epic mount.”
“Are you a vendor, because I’d like to browse your goods.”
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