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Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?
If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me?
Don't worry babe, I'm a gamer, so you can trust me to be good with my fingers.
I'm like an Xbox... I can go 360 all night long!
I need experience points. Will you help?
Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.
Are you a Wii? Because I love your joystick!
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.
I'll wait for you like I wait for Steam sales
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.
I'm gonna be Bigocto this time, and I'm gonna suck you up.
Is your name Joy? Cause I want you to jump on my stick!
Are you made of Diamonds, because I'm digging you.
Are you an Xbox 360? Cause I'll do you till you got 3 red rings.
Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?
If I was Mario, you would be my only star.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!
You are hotter than Din's fire.
I'm not possessed by Majora's Mask, I'm just crazy for you.
I better put on my Goron tunic, because you're too damn hot.
Is your daddy Scorpion? Cause when I saw you all I could think is "Get over here!”
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you.
Are you Alienware? Because you are out of this world.
Are you a video game cause I think you’re my Destiny!
If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.
I took an arrow to the knee... from cupid, after seeing you.
Girl, I got more game than a PS4!
Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby I got a hardened perk.
You light my Deku Stick on fire.
You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.
Are you Mortal Kombat? Your beauty has finished me
Are you related to Glass Joe? Because you're an easy Knockout!
I want to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi.
Full character customization could never capture your beauty
Call me Lara Croft because I'm about to go Tomb Raiding.
Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?
It takes two to play Pong
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing
Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky
You're not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.
What's a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this?
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