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I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a sex machine baby.
Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?
It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me?
Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?
I'm going to void your warranty!
Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!
You must be tired because you've been running your code through my cpu all night
Nice Bolts wanna screw?
Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.
Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.
Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1.
Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?
When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.
I hope you have an accelerometer, because I'm gonna rock your world.
Want to grab some Java?
Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate by your location again?
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